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Toppled Crane Where do all the LoserCars go when they finally die?

A visitor to our site took this picture going to a hunting trip in Alabama.  This CHICKEN is about twenty-five feet tall and is made out of bumpers from the corpses of LoserCars who lost their lives in battle.  We won't forget those vehicles who gave their lives for us to get quickly from point A to Point B. 

 Deposit Tips At Car Dealers

Never pay cash for a deposit on a car.  If the deal goes south, you'll won't get your cash back at some dealers, but you can always dispute a credit transaction. You may need a new, clean credit card to handle deposits, and purchases, don't pay cash.  What if you can't get credit at all and keep getting rejected? Then try this Credit Card Finder For People With Bad Credit.  Don't keep applying to credit cards, get rejected, and your credit history ruined further, find out who will approve you before you apply. They find at least 2 credit cards guaranteed to issue an unsecured credit card to you.  If your credit is so bad and If you're in too deep, maybe now is not the time to buy a car.  But don't take on more debt with a consolidation loan, try a debt reduction program instead like the non-profit iDebtAssistance.com. You get an interest rate reduction payment, which pays off your balances much quicker than you ever could on your own, because interest is either eliminated or greatly reduced. 

 

Cadillac
Cadillac Syndrome
This car is suffering from a disease that only attacks Cadillacs.  It's very similar to the Strep-A flesh eating disease that is known to attack humans.

Cadillac
Cadillac Syndrome
Here the patient has suffered the loss of the molding around the rear lights and bumper. This highly infectious disease can be prevented by not parking 2 Cadillacs side by side to avoid airborne transmission.

Cadillac
Cadillac Syndrome
Another patient that has suffered the loss of molding around the rear lights and bumper. The cancerous growth has also spread to other parts of the body and appears to be terminal.

Lots of primer
Classic Signs Of A Losermobile
One classic sign of a Losermobile is you gotta have the proverbial primer spots all over the car.  Every single car I have ever seen never seems to make it past this stage.  This car will probably still be driving around like this 2 years from now.

Lots of primer
Patch Adams Award
I call this the Patch Adams Award winner as this guy did a great job patching up the rear end of the car with several types of tape.  You'll see masking tape up top, white tape on the bumper, and orange cellophane tape on the rear lights.  Where the hell do you buy orange tape anyway?

Rusty Caprice
Yes This Car Still Drives!
I have seen this car moving on the road.  This is another classic Losermobile, with faded paint, rusted roof.  Looks like it was abandoned in 1974 fuel shortage.

Rainbow car
Don't Ask
Your guess is as good as mine, maybe it's part of that  "Gay Rainbow" thing.  I don't ask, I just take the pictures.

Lots of primer
The ugly brown beast
This is one big old ugly brown faded rusty beast with a moldy vinyl roof.  Hey buddy, wax that thing while you can still save it!

Lincoln Continental
Duct It!
He covers up the bubbling rust with tape, now it just looks like bubbling tape.

BMW
What A Loser!
Sent in by a visitor, this is what happens when you park next to a fire hydrant and the fire department needs to get at that hydrant.  Isn't it ironic, that BMW stands for "Break My Window".


Some Assembly Required!
Hey buddy!  You dropped your quarter panel!  Didn't you notice?

What the heck?
This one is self explanatory!
No comment needed for this one.  Hard to believe it is actually driving when photo was taken.  This was sent to use by someone who shot the photo in Belize.

Beverly Hillbillies
This is one of my favorites!
It looks like a cross between the Beverly Hillbillies and Flintstones.   This was also shot in Belize.

Beater Car
This is a classic LoserMobile!
Spotted in San Francisco 2/2001. This is the look for your car to be considered a LoserMobile. It has all the right elements: faded and rusty paint, primer.  I bet it has a $5000 Mark Levinson stereo system!.  Zero to 60 in 5 miles.

Beater Car
GM's new eco friendly car for the California Energy Crisis!
Sent in by a visitor.

Ugly Cad
Sent in by a visitor!
Check this out!! 68 caddy seen around Oneida, NY!!

Ugly Cad
Sent in by a visitor!
At this furniture store, when they didn't deliver furniture with
this car, they offered loser limo service on the side.


Sent in by a visitor!
It's the new Rolls Royce!  No wait, it's a new Volkswagen!  No, it's the new Rollswagen!


Sent in by a visitor!
The Ice Man cometh!


Sent in by a visitor!
Nice pickup!  uh, van...  uh, whatever.


Sent in by a visitor!
Only in California, the Granola State, filled with fruits, nuts and flakes!  This one looks like a yellow shark.  Very imaginative!

 

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How To Buy A New Car & Avoid Scams

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Chapter 1

Get your credit report, how to get a  car loan, scams, online car loans, first time car loans,  budget & loan excel spreadsheets, credit repair.

Chapter 2

Reviews of Internet discount car buying sites, new car prices,  find dealer's invoice cost.  Get a new car quote.

Chapter 3

What to bring  to a car dealer, what to say, how to act, what not to do, what to look for at the dealership, and a glossary of all dealer fees.

Chapter 4

How to read dealer invoices, finding dealer's cost, how much to offer the dealer, buyers offer spreadsheet, examples, trade-ins.

Chapter 5

Negotiating tips, dealer scams & tricks to watch out for, dealing with aggressive salespeople, choosing between rebates or low APR loans.

Chapter 6

Close the deal, avoid needless extras, scams in the business office, extended warranty scams,  options, buying warranties online.

Chapter 7

Actual misleading dealer ads, and what to do when you've been ripped off, customer satisfaction surveys, how I bought my Lexus.

 

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